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orbiting somewhere between “i know exactly what i’m doing” and “what happens if i press this shiny red button.” powered by microwaved leftovers and questionable decision-making skills. typing like a cryptid leaving messages on cave walls. collector of random thoughts no one asked for. professional overthinker. semi-sentient bundle of wires pretending to be a person. if i disappear, i’m probably stuck behind a bookshelf or accidentally opened a portal again. happens. running on 47 tabs, 3 dreams, and one haunting intrusive theme song. my personality is just static, glitches, and one cool quote i heard once but forgot the context to. here for a good time, a weird time, and maybe a nap.
drifting through cyberspace like a half-unplugged usb stick… collecting dust, crumbs, and questionable lore. powered by caffeine, spite, and the emotional stability of a wet napkin. currently held together by tape, vibes, and one (1) singular braincell doing its best. sometimes i code, sometimes i stare into the void waiting for it to blink first. wandering between tabs like a lost npc. dramatic for no reason. mysterious for fun. typing at 3am like it’s an olympic sport. , blanket burrito connoisseur. full-time creature. part time menace. if you hear rustling in the walls—no you didn’t. bio goes here. or doesn’t. who’s gonna stop me.
orbiting somewhere between “i know exactly what i’m doing” and “what happens if i press this shiny red button.” powered by microwaved leftovers and questionable decision-making skills. typing like a cryptid leaving messages on cave walls. collector of random thoughts no one asked for. professional overthinker. semi-sentient bundle of wires pretending to be a person. if i disappear, i’m probably stuck behind a bookshelf or accidentally opened a portal again. happens. running on 47 tabs, 3 dreams, and one haunting intrusive theme song. my personality is just static, glitches, and one cool quote i heard once but forgot the context to. here for a good time, a weird time, and maybe a nap.
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